juilan:

mormondad:

pallbearers:

francieum:

laughoutloudrightnow:

bitch i will ✄ you

sorry i’m not lesbian

how do i download friends

http://www.download-friends.com/

they’ve got all 10 seasons

What the fuck is going on in this post

shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

squidwurd:

i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation

image

wahteva:

blissngold:

revoult:

wilddaize:

youthfairy:

clubmink:

calmility:

da-h-lia:

calmkai:

wilddaize:

beautonia:

omg

oommgg

omg

stop

woah

ha

dyin right now

reblogging again, sorry not sorry

woah

he is such a fucking babe

Woa

wahteva:

blissngold:

revoult:

wilddaize:

youthfairy:

clubmink:

calmility:

da-h-lia:

calmkai:

wilddaize:

beautonia:

omg

oommgg

omg

stop

woah

ha

dyin right now

reblogging again, sorry not sorry

woah

he is such a fucking babe

Woa

ollymurs:

i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts 

nerdbirdistheword:

8r8kh34ds:

if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people

“HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die”

SLAPS

“wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow”

You are the future I want to see.